Two Tokens

Don’t be a Squeedlyspooch tease…

Oracle — Fri, 03 Sep 2010 20:01:51 +0000

I have a confession to make. I like aliens. No, I mean like like. Games like Mass Effect, where you can hit on, and eventually sleep with different humanoid species hold my attention like no other. My favorite species in Star Wars are the ones I find most attractive. As my guy was playing Mass [...]

What’s the Situation with Jersey Shore?

Black — Fri, 03 Sep 2010 05:01:54 +0000

Please watch at your own risk, there’s enough degradation here to set Italian Americans back to the depression era. Irwin Edman once wrote “The best test of the quality of a civilization is the quality of its leisure,” and after seeing half an episode of New Jersey Shore I’ve come to the realization that America is f***ed. If [...]

May the Fail Be With You…

Black — Fri, 27 Aug 2010 05:00:11 +0000

Obi-Wan-Kenobi is a punk. So I was (re)watching Star Wars recently and I realized something that had never occurred to me before…Obi-Wan-Kenobi is a punk. Yep, I said it. You might say Obi-Wan helped train Luke to become the ultimate Jedi and (per the Expanded Universe) leader of the New Jedi Academy. *queue sarcastic clap* Yeah that’s all [...]

Slow Death

Black — Fri, 20 Aug 2010 05:01:42 +0000

With a slew of nerd-tastic movies coming out over the next few months, it’s inevitable that some will miss the mark, others will rise to the lofty heights of super-fandom, and some may even achieve the rarefied air of cult-status – I’m looking at you Avatar. Hollywood, in recent years, has labored tirelessly to find [...]

Big Girls Need Costumes, Too

Oracle — Fri, 20 Aug 2010 05:01:00 +0000

Awhile back, the Tokens did a strip about the lack of black characters to dress up as at cons. This is true, however, there are way more black dudes than big girls. I don’t necessarily mean 800 pound women should be super heroes, I just mean not all of them should wear a size 2 [...]

Art Imitating Life?

Tan — Fri, 13 Aug 2010 17:22:59 +0000

Or life imitating art? Not like I’m going to lose any sleep over this, but thanks to Kelz for buying our stuff! Black and I appreciate you being one of (if not the) greatest supporter of our site :)

Pakkk-Man

Black — Fri, 13 Aug 2010 05:01:18 +0000

So I had a chance to visit my esteemed partner in crime (Tan) last weekend and we had a BLAST! And by blast I mean copious amounts of beer, karaoke, and Gears of War 2. A fun time was had by all. A month or so ago, I picked up Gears 2 from Gamefly, played [...]