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July 23rd, 2010 | by Black

I guess Pandora’s Box was taken.

It appears the film industry has once again set its sights on the forest moon of Pandora, home of the Nav’i in the Avatar film.  The “new” re-release of the box-office smash is set to be in theaters Aug 27, which features more than 8 minutes of unseen footage sans the much hyped sex scene.  Cameron states that it will include brand new action sequences and creatures, but unlike the first feature, the re-showing will be exclusively in 3D…and just in case you missed it…WITHOUT the sex scene.  Total jip.

The highly anticipated Special Edition DVD is set to be set to be released sometime this November.   I’m sure once it hits stores, nerds abound will sequester themselves in dark environs with only the ambient glow of their HD t.v and a box of tissues to keep them company, and why not?  Neytiri is friggin FINE!  Masturbatory digressions aside ~ I actually held out on buying the current DVD version because now-a-days there can be no less than 4 different releases for the same damn movie.  I’d ask why studios feel compelled to do this but I know the answer begins with a Cha and ends with Ching.

One store to hold them, One click to buy them, One hundred and fifty-dollars to own them all.


When The Avatar was first released it was met with immediate fanboy fevor.  The boards were lit-up with declarations of endless devotion; some fans even expressed feelings of depression after the release  stating they would rather live on Pandora than Earth.  Sorry guys…ya know, for it not being real and all.  That sux.  I for one am quite happy with its non-existence.  Can you imagine what life would be like if it was real?  Laid would be “braid”, breast augmentation would equal hair weave, and shirts would proclaim “Once you go blue, you know what to do!” I’d rather leave my fragile male ego in tact as it is, thank you very much.

There have already been rumors about an Avatar 2, I guess James Cameron needs a couple more billion to purchase a small island and declare it’s sovereignty. And being the virtual cash cow it is, porn studios are chomping at the bit to crank out a spoof - This Ain’t Avatar XXX.  Really?   That’s the best they could come up with?  I guess Pandora’s Box was taken.

Black –out-