Lots of things go together, peanut butter & jelly, Final Fantasy and cosplay, brothas and hot sauce…but one thing that never quite seems to make the cut are minorities and vampires.  We get eatin’ by them all the time…sure, but actually being one of the immortally damned?  Not so much.  There have been a few tries.

Blackula – Seriously?

Blade – Basically a superhero with sharp teeth -doesn’t count-

Eddie Murphy (Vampire in Brooklyn) – A law was passed in Hollywood shortly after the premiere - Anyone darker than Tom Cruise with a tan can no longer can play a Vampire

Now my question is, after these dubious endeavors…do I really want them to?  It’s enough to make you wonder.

Whack Vamp

Damn.

Black Token out.